{"id":4340,"date":"2019-01-03T10:35:44","date_gmt":"2019-01-03T10:35:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thesectofthehornedgod.com\/?p=4340"},"modified":"2019-01-03T10:40:46","modified_gmt":"2019-01-03T10:40:46","slug":"new-year-new-me-hell-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thesectofthehornedgod.com\/?p=4340","title":{"rendered":"New year, new me? HELL NO"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"irc_mi\" src=\"https:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/HrNRKnpKb88\/hqdefault.jpg\" alt=\"Image result for fat bloke failing\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The year has passed.<br \/>\nStomaches filled to the brim with food.<br \/>\nGifts unwrapped.<br \/>\nGained a little weight.. not too bad I will renew my gym membership.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;wait..what?<br \/>\nRenew membership? You mean pay your fee right?<br \/>\nYou mean it expired? You didn&#8217;t use it?<\/p>\n<p>YOU GODDAMNED TWAT.<br \/>\nYou hubris of a human!<br \/>\nFucking munchkin!<br \/>\nNew year new me?<br \/>\nBloody idiot!<\/p>\n<p>Do you even understand what it means to be a man?<br \/>\nDo you understand the meaning of self-respect?<br \/>\nDo you even understand the meaning of &#8220;being your own god&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>Let me explain it loud and clearly.<br \/>\nYOU are a human pile of waste.<br \/>\nIf you want something you get to it.<br \/>\nYou earn, scramble, train and become involved as soon as it sparks.<br \/>\nYOU DO NOT FUCKING WASTE TIME.<\/p>\n<p>Stop postponing shit.<br \/>\nYou, at least, wasted a month with doing nothing.<br \/>\nLife doesn&#8217;t live itself.<br \/>\nYou got to get out and about.<br \/>\nConstantly work and improve yourself.<\/p>\n<p>If you say &#8220;this year will be better&#8221;, you already failed.<br \/>\nIt must have been &#8220;this year is getting better&#8221;.<br \/>\nOr something in the likes.<br \/>\nThe essence is this: don&#8217;t stop.<\/p>\n<p>Happy fucking New Year.<br \/>\nNow get to work!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; The year has passed. Stomaches filled to the brim with food. Gifts unwrapped. Gained a little weight.. not too bad I will renew my gym membership. &#8230;wait..what? Renew membership? You mean pay your fee right? You mean it expired? You didn&#8217;t use it? YOU GODDAMNED TWAT. You hubris of a human! Fucking munchkin! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7BLIO-180","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thesectofthehornedgod.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4340"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thesectofthehornedgod.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thesectofthehornedgod.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thesectofthehornedgod.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thesectofthehornedgod.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4340"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.thesectofthehornedgod.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4340\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4342,"href":"http:\/\/www.thesectofthehornedgod.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4340\/revisions\/4342"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thesectofthehornedgod.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thesectofthehornedgod.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thesectofthehornedgod.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}