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The Sect of the Horned God is a left-hand path educational foundation that focuses on “rational occultism”,  a symphysis of philosophy, psychology and mythology. We are not here to tell you what to think, but to rather offer you the tools that best suit the road you choose to travel. The questionnaire below is a basic application to The Sect of the Horned God, an initial requirement for all.  Once submitted, you will receive a series of follow-up questions that allow us to get to know you better, which determines membership approval. E-mail your answers to sectmembership@gmail.com

 

BASIC MEMBERSHIP

Questionnaire:

1) What do you believe?

A. In God.

B. In His Infernal Majesty Satan.

C. In Santa Claus.

D. In myself and my ability to reason.

 

 

2) Satan is…?

A. An aspect of the human condition.

B. One of the many manifestations of the Horned God.

C. A big red character from “South Park”.

D. All of the above.

 

 

3) Ritual is…?

A. A means to commune with the “Dark Lord”.

B. A cathartic activity.

C. A chance to play dress up.

D. A way to see naked chicks.

 

 

4) Magic is…?

A. Mental manipulation.

B. Supernatural powers.

C. Tricks.

D. A means to possibly induce nudity.

 

 

5) Skepticism is…?

A. Another word for cynicism.

B. Being closed minded.

C. The application of reason to any and all ideas and claims.

D. All of the above.

 

 

6) What do you think happens after you die?

A. Nothing, I’m dead.

B. Reincarnation.

C. I enter the gates of Hell.

D. I go to Heaven and be with naked chicks.

 

 

7) What sign of the Zodiac is the most narrow minded?

A. Astrology is nothing but superstition.

B. Libra.

C. Taurus.

D. Feces.

 

 

8) Faith is…?

A.The ability to ignore your doubts.

B. Believing in that which you know ain’t so.

C. The first name of a country singer.

D. All the above.

 

 

9) I want to join the Sect of the Horned God because…?

A. All the cool people are doing it.

B. I like to dress in creepy dark clothing.

C. I want to help stampout faith-based thought, broaden my horizons and open the minds of others.

D. I want to be with others who worship the Dark Lord.

 

Thank you for taking this little quiz! We will get back to you as soon as possible.

 

 

 

 




The Orders of The Sect of the Horned God

The Order of Pan
The Order of Cernunnos
The Order of Prometheus
The Order of Dionysis
The Order of Shiva